Big Boy:
Johnny
Carson's "Floyd R. Turbo - American" character and cartoon
rooster Foghorn Leghorn were the inspiration for our loveable lummox.
From his trusty hunting rifle to his garish camo couture, Beechnut
chaw, and 2 day growth, Big Boy is pure country. Boy-I-say-boy: look at
him when he talks to you!
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Billy
Bob:
Jonathan Winters' "Clovis," a coverall clad clodhopper, inspired Billy
Bob. With his bill cap atop that hayseed hair, he's a tractor ridin',
critter keepin', whiny voiced wit, versed on all topics (read: a
redneck version of Mark Twain)!
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Carl Cool:
He's so...genuine...he just cracks himself up, ha, ha, ha. I conjured
our plastic pal from memories of fellow announcers during my
broadcasting years. From bonded teeth and blinding smile, to lacquered
locks and LOVE of self, Carl's a true legend in his own mind! |
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Ernie Elf:
I mean, we gotta have a one-liner-barking, sarcastic little twerp in
there somewhere, don't we? The Ern-meister
is a true elf, but with some
very down to earth qualities. Yeah, he can blow pixie dust on ya, and
travel through time, but he also gets hacked off at "vertically
challenged" jokes! |
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Goofy Gus:
Walt Disney's "Goofy" is the voice here, uk yuk. Even with his Alfred
E. Newman buck teeth, Gus isn't as big a "numb nuts" as he
appears.....O.K., maybe he is, but don't let his spinning beanie
propeller fool ya. He's capable of some pretty profound, uh, er.....all
right - he's a MORON! |
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Honest Abe:
Statesman, educator, orator, spin doctor - and teller of only white
lies, Abe is actually somewhat hip; dig his ringtone "Statesman
Shuffle". To that, add equal parts presidential pomposity, political
power, and pig wrestling prowess. The result - one very cool dude, er,
honest! |
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Maxwell Sharp:
Would you believe he's as cool a super spy as he imagines? O.K., how
about a fading sleuth with a bad "toup", who's important only to you,
your kids, your buddies, and OutOfTheBlueAudio.com? Either way, he's
straight out of the 60s. Plus, the comely Agent 99 thinks he's sexy! |
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Professor Pinhead:
The pince nez, pontificating prof is more interested in hearing himself
speak correctly than educating anyone. His voice is inspired by
venerable comic Wally Cox and Johnny Carson's "Art Fern",
the
tea time movie host. You'll do well to stay on his good side; the
professor wields a mean pointer! |
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Gabby Granny:
With the voice of Jonathan Winters' lecherous old Maude
Frickert, Gabby's a hip hop, be bop Granny. She makes her great
grandchild coo, she dances with a broom and does the slide; she's just
a righteous old broad. Warning to males of any age: Do NOT turn your
back on her (or your front)! |
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Sad Sack:
His quivering voice inspired by Barney Fife, our nervous wreck sees
everything as a calamity. Panic laced crying fits are produced by
ordinary events, from dentist visits to balky-starting autos. Sad
Sack's not a glass-half-full kind of guy. He's not even a
glass-half-empty guy. He's just a neurotic klutz! |
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Sneaky Pete:
We've all known someone like him, heh, heh. With a voice like Bevis (or
Butthead), Sneaky Pete never met a shady deal he didn't like. He's got
some legitimate moves like the Sneaky Shuffle, but this germ would
rather sell you a hot watch than find the money on the sidewalk! |
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Vinny:
Ah yes, that beer swilling, sports watching, jack of all trades! Fresh
out of Hoboken, Vinny can fix your pipes or saw your 2 by 4. You've
seen him at games - the guy with the hard hat rigged with beer cans on
either side, connected to tubes going into his ears! C'mon, yous guys -
dis is da real deal! |
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